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While roaming the Internet I stumbled upon these: Crowley' and Aziraphale's New Years Resolutions according to the authors.

Crowley:
Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Resolution #2: The same applies to rearranging the letters on wayside pulpits.
Resolution #3: Try to come up with something as good as cell phone ringtones, following one last stab at convincing Downstairs that cell phone ringtones are right up there in the whole Human Misery stakes. And iPods. Has anybody Down There even said thank you for iPods? Or "Googling yourself?" Frankly, I deserve some kind of award for "Googling yourself."
Resolution #4: I must encourage greedy people to use the term, "Low-hanging fruit," because that's just like old times.
Resolution #5: This year, I will get a desk near the window.
Resolution #6: I will try to understand why Hell is a no-smoking area. I just think it's ridiculous having to stand around outside the gates, that's all.
Resolution #7: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design, because it upsets everyone.
Resolution #8: Stop Googling myself.

Aziraphale:
Resolution #1: Spread peace and love and glad tidings of great joy throughout the world. Also try to get out more.
Resolution #2: I will be charitable to people who use the term "core values," however difficult this may be.
Resolution #3: Notwithstanding Resolution #2 (above), I will redouble my efforts to have the utterance of the phrase "core values" classified as a deadly sin. I believe Himself is with me on this one.
Resolution #4: I will try to be nicer to the customers. They want to buy books; I want to sell them. It can't be that hard. (Memo to self: Regular opening hours? Mark prices on books?)
Resolution #5: I will try to be polite to Gabriel, no matter what the provocation.
Resolution #6: Find out exactly what an "Internet" is.
Resolution #7: Really must resume dancing lessons. Learn the "Galloping Major," the "Gay Gordons," the "Mashed Potatoes." Possibly even the "Twist"?
Resolution #8: Thwart Infernal Wiles (ongoing).
Resolution #9: I will try to understand why Heaven is a non-smoking area.
Resolution #10: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design – despite the fact that the human airway crosses the digestive tract. Who thought that was intelligent?
Resolution #11: Feed the ducks.

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"Earl F. Ellwanger Jr, a 55-year-old man from Provo, South Dakota, was home with family members on the evening of Tuesday, July 31. According to Fall River County Sheriff Jeff Tarrell, Ellwanger had watched an episode of CSI in which the team proved that a woman could not have shot herself in the stomach with a shotgun. Afterward, he decided to prove the theory wrong.

Ellwanger used his own shotgun to disprove the characters' conclusion. "He decided to show that the program was incorrect and didn't realize the shotgun was loaded," Tarrell said. The result was that Ellwanger ended up gravely injured.

Ellwanger accidentally shot himself at around 7:00 PM and was transported by ambulance to Minnekahta Junction. From here, he was taken on a Black Hills LifeFlight aircraft to the Rapid City Regional Hospital. Despite having medical care, Ellwanger succumbed to his wounds on Thursday, August 2. He was survived by his mother, his fiancée, two sons and three grandchildren."

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I just felt the need to share this moment from one of my favorite webcomics, Juathuur.


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I realized the other day that beyond a couple of months ago I have only a few, vague memories. Beyond five years ago I have no memories at all. This seems rather unhealthy to me. I know my past, I know facts about things that happened, but I don't actually remember them. It's actually rather tragic. I know I threw my baby sister down the stairs, but I don't remember why. I know I had my first crush in first grade, but I don't remember what it felt like. I know I loved my grandfather dearly before he died, but I barely remember him at all. It seems so bizarre to me that I have an excellent memory for numbers and facts, yet I remember next to nothing of my own life.

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